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thanks An opportunity
There are a lot of different kinds of Christian groups in the world, and one of them decided that they would adopt the motto: "There are no problems, There are only opportunities. People think too much about dificulities which prevent them from doing good deeds", they said, "and not enough about things that help them to do then".
Once this group was having a big conference in a hotel, when one of the members came up to the cofnerence inquiries desk and to the girl behind it, "Excuse me, mis, but I have a problem!"
The girl pointed to the motto, and said to the man,"No, sir, you haven't got a problem. You only have an opportunity"
The man smiled patiently at her
and answered: "Well, you can call it whatever you like, but there's a young woman in the room I was given when I arrived 20' ago".
No comment! The bomb and the pilot
3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.
Post Merge: June 04, 2009, 08:37:50 am
Fishing and Whiskey
One Saturday morning,Glen decided to go fishing.
He sat there for hours,but nothing.The bottle whiskey that he've took with him,was also empty.He throw the empty bottle into pieces against a nearby rock.
All of a sudden,there was something on the hook.He pulled the fish out of the water.The only fish for the day so far.The fish was so small,Glen decided to throw it back.
The little fish was so exited,to such an extend,that it decided to give Glen one wish.
He asked the little fish for some more whiskey.The fish said,"Allright then,when you're urinating,it will be pure whiskey."
So Glen sat there,and wonder,can this really be ? Glen took a glass and urinate in it.It was pure,pure whiskey.
A while later,a women,who was standing nearby,comes to him and asks,"sir are you allright ? I saw you drinking your own piss"
."no",said Glen,"it's whiskey."
The women laughed.He urinate into the glass,and gave it to her.She could'nt believe it.
So they sat there almost for the rest of the day, drinking whiskey.
After about the seventh double,she asks Glen for another one.He looked her in the eye,throw the glass into pieces against the rock and said "What about drinking out of the bottle ?"